This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
My name is KHAN. A remnant of a time long past. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to peace in a world at war. But I was condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries I slept, hoping when I awoke things would be different. My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.
my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
When your friend is sick and you want to miss school
Remember when someone decided Pluto wasn’t a planet and people got really angry
im still angry about that tbh
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies is playing in the background. (Nbc Hannibal, s01e12)
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc
when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up
also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong
that was wild from start to finish