February 2012
Mikey: One time, a guy told me that if I didn’t give him all my money that he was going to shoot everyone in this pizzeria. In which case, I grabbed my friend and ran out of the place. Another time, I was on my cellphone next to the venue, and some kid put a gun to my throat and was like, ‘Gimme all your money.’ I was like: ‘Dude, I don’t have any money.’ So, he just punched me in my throat.
Frank: The weird thing about that is that both times you were wearing that T-shirt that said: ‘Please hold me up at gunpoint.’
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You are a genius. It’s just so much of a mindfuck that it makes perfect sense.
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Look at the nOTES omG
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high an your head down low
Society: emo
Twin Atlantic: Just have the guts to disagree
Society: emo
The Blackout: Know you're not alone
Society: emo
Lostprophets: Everybody scream your heart out
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
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friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
